Category Archives: Humor

The World’s Best…

My ancient lawn mower gave up the ghost last fall and I am in the market for a new one.  I’ve been browsing Lowe’s, Amazon, and Home Depot for the best in my price range.  The customer ratings have me … Continue reading

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Deck The Halls

A long time ago in the Okefenokee swamp there lived a community of memorable characters.  There was Albert the alligator, Howland Owl, Churchy LeFemme (a mud turtle), Beauregard the bloodhound, Porky Pine (a curmudgeonly porcupine), Barnstable Bear, and many others. … Continue reading

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Pervasive

I saw a beer truck yesterday with this on it: Miller Lite to all the other lite beers. I am your father. So it’s come to this.  Everything can be turned into a Star Wars reference.  The Hunger Games, The … Continue reading

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Nonsense

It’s almost November and you know what that means.  It’s time for Nanowrimo.  That’s where you spend the month writing a 50,000 word novel.  If you do you get…  Well, you get your name on a list. If that’s not … Continue reading

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The Muppets

I haven’t watched the new Muppet Show.  I’ve read enough about to it know I don’t want to watch it.  It’s not the Muppets of the seventies and that’s what I want. I have a fantasy.  Sometime around mid-January the … Continue reading

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Spacial Anomaly

I mentioned spacial anomalies in a recent post.  I thought I would clear up exactly what they are. Spacial anomalies are microscopic sea creatures who survive solely on the corrosion on brass buttons on ship captains’ coats who were lost … Continue reading

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Road Trip

“Who’s there?” “What?” “I said who’s there?  Who’ve we got here.” “I’m the iPhone but who are you?” “I’m the thermostat.  I’m a ‘smart’ thermostat.  Just installed today.” “Good to meet you, ‘smart’ thermostat.  As I said I’m the iPhone. … Continue reading

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