I saw a beer truck yesterday with this on it:
Miller Lite to all the other lite beers.
I am your father.
So it’s come to this. Everything can be turned into a Star Wars reference. The Hunger Games, The Great Gatsby, War and Peace, Nickolas Sparks books. Everything.
So here is your assignment for the day. Write a one thousand word essay on the connection between the Star Wars epic and Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
No? Well what about dwarfs = Ewoks? And there’s something about that hairdo.
Okay then, what about Sleeping Beauty? At least the prince has a sword.
No wait. It can’t be. Not that. Not Frozen.
Yes, Frozen. Frozen is the Star Wars epic rewritten by a six year old girl and made all sparkly and shiny. And it has (the horror, the horror) a song.