I mentioned spacial anomalies in a recent post. I thought I would clear up exactly what they are.
Spacial anomalies are microscopic sea creatures who survive solely on the corrosion on brass buttons on ship captains’ coats who were lost at sea. (The captains, not the coats although the coats were lost too.)
Everybody knows the location of the ship of bloody pirate Captain Eyepatch Smothers which was sunk in a storm with it’s hold full of booty. (Booty as in jewels and doubloons and stuff. I thought I ought to clarify that.) Everybody knows but nobody can go after it because that would disturb the habitat of the spacial anomaly.
Now of course that’s all nonsense. I like nonsense. I think there should be something like wikipedia but instead of factual information it would be nothing but nonsense. Nonsensepedia would be too hard to type so maybe we should call it sillipedia. Yeah, that’s it. Sillipedia. Everything nonsensical.
A nonsensical is a kitchen gadget that is used to…