I was shocked when I heard the other day that Kermit and Miss Piggy had broken up. Then I remembered they have a new prime time show coming up in the fall. The breakup must not be true. It’s all just a publicity stunt to generate buzz about the show. What a relief.
What’s that you say? They aren’t real people? They’re just puppets? La La La La (hands over ears). I can’t hear you. They are people. Kermit and Miss Piggy are real people. Kermit and Miss Piggy and Fozzie Bear and Dr. Bunsen and Beaker and the Swedish Chef and Rowlf. Statler and Waldorf. Even Gonzo. All real people. And I won’t let you tell me any different. Got it?
Now. Let’s talk about Rocky and Bullwinkle.