I was watching ABC News with David Muir the other night. Mr. Muir said the following on the broadcast:
“You’ve got to see this.”
“You won’t believe what happens next.”
And he used the word ‘adorable.’
So okay why not give it all up? Go whole hog.
“There was this, like, animal shelter. I don’t remember where. And they put this picture of two dogs hugging on their web site. And then somebody posted it on their Facebook page and, well, it got, I don’t know, a bunch of ‘likes’. Thousands, millions, I don’t know but a really really big number. People went to the web site and it crashed their server, whatever that means. They had to shut down their web site.”
Walter Cronkite takes off his glasses and starts massaging the bridge of his nose. He looks off camera and says, “You really want me to say this?”
He shakes his head and puts his glasses back on. He looks seriously at the camera and says, “You won’t believe what happens next.”
And that’s the way it it.