Are you listening, Disney people?
Here is the premise for the next Star Wars movie:
Thirty years of peace and security in the galaxy. The ways of the Jedi have been all but forgotten. Luke Skywalker, in order to put food on the table, has returned to the business of moisture farming. He will occasionally use his light saber to cut a ribbon at a super market opening to make a little extra money but that is as close as he comes to the excitement of the old days. His life now consists of just trying to make a living, counting his pennies and nickels and dimes. Just hanging on. Quiet desperation.
The problem is his son. Luke wants him to learn moisture farming so he will have a way to make a living when he grows up but his son wants nothing to do with it. He wants adventure and excitement. Lately he has been hanging out with the strange old man who lives out on the other side of the dune sea.
But this man is no Jedi. He is a Sith. And Luke will find that he must return to the ways of the Jedi to rescue his son…
From the dark side…
Of the Force.